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Won’t you please help an Iraq War Veteran in a Criminal Conspiracy

December 31, 2009

Like our good friend Patrick Chan, Sgt Harrison apparently thinks us Americans are not only gullible but also have no problems breaking international laws.

RCVD 12/2/2009 from harrisonjohnson@netzero.net
RCVD 12/4/2009 from jand@lambaba.info

SGT. HARRISON JOHNSONIraqFlag

READ CAREFULLY AND REPLY URGENT.

I APOLOGIZE IF THE CONTENTS HERE UNDER ARE CONTRARY TO YOUR MORAL ETHICS, BUT PLEASE TREAT IT WITH ABSOLUTE CONFIDENTIAL AND PERSONAL COURTESY. KNOWING THAT
ALL RELATIONSHIPS YOU SEE TODAY START AS STRANGERS AT FIRST POINT OF CONTACT TO BE FRIENDS AND LATER TO FAMILIES.

HOWEVER MY NAME IS (SGT.) HARRISON JOHNSON; I AM AN AMERICAN SOLDIER, SERVING IN THE MILITARY WITH THE ARMY’S 3RD INFANTRY DIVISION. WITH A VERY DESPERATE NEED FOR
ASSISTANCE, I HAVE SUMMED UP COURAGE TO CONTACT YOU IN RESPECT TO THIS ISSUE.
I AM SOLICITING YOUR KIND ASSISTANCE FOR A MUTUAL BENEFIT TO MOVE SOME FUND OUT HERE TO YOUR CARE, THE SUM OF ($16 MILLION U.S. DOLLARS) SIXTEEN MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS TO
YOU IN UNITED STATES, AS FAR AS I CAN BE REST ASSURED THAT MY SHARE WILL BE SAFE IN YOUR CARE ON MY RETURN.

SOURCE OF MONEY:

SOME MONEY IN VARIOUS CURRENCIES WERE DISCOVERED IN BARRELS AT A FARMHOUSE NEAR ONE OF SADDAM’S FOLLOWERS IN TIKRIT-IRAQ DURING A RESCUE OPERATION LAST WEEK,
IT WAS AGREED TO KEEP SOME AMOUNT ASIDE BY STAFF SGT KENNETH BUFF, WILSON HOGGE AND I THAT SOME PART OF THIS MONEY BE SHARED AMONG US BEFORE INFORMING ANYBODY ABOUT IT, SINCE THREE OF US SAW THE MONEY FIRST.

NEVER MIND THAT THIS WAS QUITE AN ILLEGAL THING TO DO, BUT I TELL YOU WHAT? NO COMPENSATION WILL MAKE UP FOR THE RISK WE HAVE TAKEN WITH OUR LIVES IN THIS HELL HOLE. OF WHICH MY ARMY FRIEND WAS KILLED BY A ROAD SIDE BOMB WITHOUT PART OF HIS BODY TO BE BURIED LAST WEEK ATTACK. NOTE THAT THE ABOVE FIGURE WAS
GIVEN TO ME AS MY SHARE, AND TO CONCEAL THIS KIND OF MONEY BECAME A PROBLEM FOR ME, SO WITH THE HELP OF A BRITISH JOURNALIST I HAVE MOVED THE TRUCK BOXES TO A
DIPLOMATIC COURIER SERVICES NAME SCARLET DIPLOMATIC COURIER SERVICE HERE. WITH SOME DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY TO MOVE WITH THE CONSIGNMENTS HOME, THIS MEANS THAT THE JOURNALIST AND I WAS ABLE TO GET THE PACKAGE OUT TO A SAFE LOCATION ENTIRELY OUT OF TROUBLE SPOT.

WITHOUT THE ACKNOWLEDGE OF THE OFFICE THE REAL CONTENTS OF THE PACKAGE, AND BELIEVES THAT THE CONSIGNMENTS BELONGINGS TO A BRITISH/AMERICAN MEDICAL DOCTOR
SOLDIER WHO DIED IN A RAID HERE IN IRAQ, AND BEFORE GIVING UP, TRUSTED ME WITH FAMILY INFORMATION TO HAND OVER HIS BELONGINGS TO IF ANY THING HAPPEN TO HIM
HERE, SO YOU ARE TO RECEIVE PACKAGE AS HIS RELATIONSHIP, YOU ARE TO RECEIVE THE PACKAGE AS MEMBER OF HIS FAMILY IN UNITED STATES.

SINCE I HAVE NOW FOUND A VERY SECURED WAY OF GETTING THE PACKAGE OUT OF IRAQ TO YOU AT HOME FOR YOU TO PICK UP, IF YOU CAN BE PART OF THE FORTUNE I SHALL DISCUSS THIS WITH YOU WHEN I AM SURE THAT YOU ARE WILLING TO ASSIST ME, AND I BELIEVE THAT MY MONEY WILL BE WELL SECURED IN YOUR HAND BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE FEAR OF GOD RESPECT FOR THE HERO OF YOUR LAND.

I WANT YOU TO LET ME KNOW IN YOUR MAIL BACK TO INDICATE YOUR WILLINGNESS TO WORK WITH ME ALSO HOW MUCH WILL ENOUGH FOR YOUR COMPENSATION FROM THIS MONEY FOR
THE ASSISTANCE YOU WILL BE GIVEN TO ME. BUT ONE PASSIONATE APPEAL I WILL MAKE TO YOU IS NOT TO DISCUSS THIS MATTER WITH ANYBODY, SHOULD YOU HAVE REASONS TO REJECT THIS OFFER, PLEASE AND PLEASE
DESTROY THIS MESSAGE AS ANY LEAKAGE OF THIS INFORMATION WILL BE TOO BAD FOR US SOLDIER’S HERE IN IRAQ. I DO NOT KNOW HOW LONG WE WILL REMAIN HERE;

LAST MONTH WAS THE DEADLIEST MONTH FOR US OUT HERE. WE LOST 127 MEN AND I HAVE BEEN SHOT, WOUNDED AND SURVIVED TWO SUICIDE BOMB ATTACKS BY THE SPECIAL GRACE OF GOD.

THIS AND OTHER REASONS I WILL MENTION LATER HAS PROMPTED ME TO REACH OUT FOR HELP, I HONESTLY WANT THIS MATTER TO BE RESOLVED IMMEDIATELY  PLEASE FURTHER
CORRESPONDENCES TO ME SHOULD BE TO MY REPLY EMAIL ABOVE  THAT IS FOR COMMUNICATION CONFIDENTIAL PURPOSE ONLY.
GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.
SGT. HARRISON JOHNSON

This is my favorite part.
AND I BELIEVE THAT MY MONEY WILL BE WELL SECURED IN YOUR HAND BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE FEAR OF GOD RESPECT FOR THE HERO OF YOUR LAND.

Interesting that I got it from 2 seperate addresses. Almost as if some one recvd it and said “what a good idea to copy”.

MrCopilot

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Euro Lottery: Sergio Rodriguez

March 20, 2008

Act now, only have until 3/30

RCVD 3/20/2008 from premio.euro@googlemail.com

Economia Y HaciendaSpecial Notification.

Dear Internet User,
We are happy to inform you that your email address have emerged winner of
(EUR 750,000) in Europe Lottery Award.
The online cyber draws was conducted from an exclusive list of 500,000 email addresses ofindividuals
and corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated random online selection from the web.
No tickets were sold.
Your email address is attached t o Ref No: ESM/WIN/008/05/10/MA & Batch No:EULO/2907/444/ 908/06;
Serial No: 45407; and PROMOTION DATE: 9th March. 2008. Bear in mind that prizes will strictly be remitted
to winners that officially file in for their claim within the given time frame.
To begin your claim, you are to forward this message to our accredited claim agent including your fulnames
and telephone numbers.
AXA SEGUROS S. A
Contact Person: Mr. Sergio Rodriguez.
Tel: ES +34 693362062 Call
Email: axasegurosagency@aim.com
Your prize award has been insured with your email address and will be transferred to you upon meeting the requirementof the gaming board authority which includes your statutory obligations.
Best Regards,Ç
Mrs. F. Transofa(Lottery co-ordinator).
Madrid, 12th March 2008
Note: All Won Prize must Be claimed/ Cleared not later than 30th of March. 2008. After this date, all other winnings will considered as UNCLAIMED and returned to ministerio de Economia Y Hacienda.

Pffft, 750,000 Euros. I usually win 3 times that much.

MrCopilot

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Struck it rich in the Madrid Lottery

March 19, 2008

Ooo, Spanish loot.
RCVD 3/19/2008 from infro_0127@verizon.net

Madrid SpainFROM:THE DESK OF THE DIRECTOR OF PROMOTION
INTERNATIONAL/PRIZE AWARD DEPT
MADRID. SPAIN.

Dear Winner,

We are happy to inform you that you have emerged a winner under the First Category, which is part of our promotional draws. The draws are beingofficially
announced on the 30th of November, 2007. You have therefore been awarded a lump sum 1.000.000.00 Euros.(One Million Euros)
*****************************************
(i) The file Ref number:EM/04678/AA.
(ii) Result winning numbers: 2-5-0-4-9.
(iii) Email ticket number: 754/22/76.
(iiii) Lotto code number: MAD33964BL.
*****************************************
SOL CLAIMING AGENCY
Mr Oliver Page
Email:rr4ref@live.com

Sincerely Yours,
Mrs HELEN DAVIS
PROMOTION CO-ORDINATOR

Wow, You’d think I would have heard about this sooner. Since it was officially announced 5 months ago. International Communications are so slow. If only there was a way to send messages worldwide instantaneously.

MrCopilot

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A Staff of CitiBank

March 18, 2008

Doesn’t it take more than one person to constitute a staff?

RCVD 3/18/2008 from clauden@health.usf.edu

HELLO,CitiBank Manhattan
I AM WILLIAM MORIS A STAFF OF CITI BANK, UK. I HAVE A LEGITIMATE BUSINESS PROPOSAL
RUNNING INTO £2.5 MILLION GBP FOR YOU.
WRITE ME ON MY PERSONAL, MAIL:william_moris_101@hotmail.com
AND ALSO PROVIDE ME WITH YOUR CONFIDENTIAL
TELEPHONE NUMBER AND EMAIL ADDRESS AND I
WILL PROVIDE FURTHER DETAILS AND INSTRUCTION.
REGARDS,
WILLIAM MORIS.

Pretty sure CitiBank provides it’s staff with citibank email addresses, but maybe this guy is moonlighting.

MrCopilot

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Email Scams, Dearest One

February 15, 2008

As I am not a 22yr old woman, I don’t think I can stand in for you Sandra, but perhaps one of my visitors would be interested in 13% of 5.6 mil.

Rcvd 2/14/2008 from sandra16james@yahoo.com

Dearest One,

I am writting this letter with due respect and heartful of tears since we
have not known or met ourselves previously I am asking for your assistance
after I have gone through a profile that speaks good of you. I want to find out if it’s possible for you to deal with individual as to investment. I came across your profile and I feel it’s highly reputable that is why I pick an interest getting across to you in respect of investment at my disposal. I will be so glad if you can allow me and lead me to the right channel towards your assistance to my situation now. I would like to use this opportunity to introduce myself to you.
I am Sandra James 22Years Old Lady from (cote d ivore) ,the only daughter
of Late Micheal James , My father is now late he was a well known cocoa
and gold merchant business man in my country( cote d ivore) ,he was poisoned
by his co-business partner a year ago. The main reason why I am contacting you now is to seek your assistance in the area of my future investment and also for a help hand over some huge amount of money in my possession.
This fund ( US5.6 Million dollars) is deposited in a bank in my country in (cote d’ivoire) a years ago by my father he made me the sole beneficiary.I am now asking you to stand on my behalf,to stand as my partner and in time of the claim and investment as well. I have made up my mind to offer you 13%of the total money while the remaining will go into a productive investment. Pls attach your direct and full information as you reply to me.
Thanks and remain bless.

Best Regards
Sandra James

I’m not exactly sure how to remain bless. I didn’t even know I was bless. But thanks for “writting” .

Mrcopilot

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Email Scams, Patrick Chan Iraq

February 14, 2008

Normally I try to be good humored and snarky in response to these, but this one goes too far. (Like the Death Threat one didn’t) It sickens me how low the lowest can go.

RCVD 2/12/2008
From: Patrick Chan <dwilkinson45@mchsi.com>

Dear Good Friend,

I am Mr. Patrick Chan director of operations of the Hang
Seng Bank Ltd,Hong Kong. I have a very lucrative Business proposal worth of
24,500,000.00 USD deposited by an Iraqi named Major Fadi Basem who was with the Iraqi forces and also a business man. Upon maturity several notices was sent to him, even during the war,four years ago 2003).We later find out that Major Fadi Basem and his family had been killed during the war in a bomb blast that hit their home at Mukaradeeb where his personal oil well was.

My suggestion to you is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand as the
NEXT OF KIN to Major Fadi Basem so that you will be able to receive his funds.
Should you be interested please send me information?s below,

1. Full names and Age
2. Private phone number
3. Current residentialaddress.
4. Occupation.

SEND REPLY TO MY PRIVATE E-MAIL:patchan08hk@yahoo.com.hk

I will update you with further information as soon as I hear positivelfrom
you.

Regards,
Mr. Patrick Chan

Preying on people’s greed, stupidity or naivety is one thing, but to use the Iraq war for a cover story is beyond the pale. Many people have died and are dying still. I don’t know how many of them had their own private oil fields, but I would guess not a lot.

MrCopilot

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Email Scams, Adams Diallo

February 14, 2008

My father always told me to necer trust a man with a two first names (Micheal Samuel, Steve Mark etc…) He never said anything about a guy with 2 Last Names though.

RCVD 2/11/2008

From:
Adams Diallo <dialloadam@hotmail.fr>

Sir/Madam,

I am Mr.Adams Diallo,and I am contacting you from Dakar, Senegal for a mutual

business relationship and investment. I have some funds realized

through contract execution and I need your cooperation to invest the funds. The

first stage requires transferring the funds to your account for

subsequent investment.

I have chosen to contact you because you live in a country

where I want to invest in. I therefore want you to work with me as a

partner. On receipt of your response, I will send you full details of

the transaction and more information about myself.

I await your prompt response.

Best regards,

Adams Diallo.

I’m a little tied up at the moment Mr Diallo, perhaps one of my surfers would be interested.

MrCopilot